by gomez November 25, 2004
When someone at your work keeps telling you the same story over and over again. They have told so many people they cant remember who they told.
Bob is getting Shop Senile, he's told me that same story about him being pronounced dead in the bathtub 5 times.
by Dullishpage January 18, 2019
Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.
Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead
by Vrider January 25, 2008
Uttered after a memory lapse or a brief interruption to intelligence affectionately or laughingly attributed to age.
1) A: Where did I put my pen?
B: It's there in front of you!
A: Doh! Senility rocks!
2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?
B: You did - seven times now.
A: Oops - Senility Rocks
B: It's there in front of you!
A: Doh! Senility rocks!
2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?
B: You did - seven times now.
A: Oops - Senility Rocks
by MarcFxxx November 03, 2010
When the old guy in the car in the left turn lane in front of you has his right turn signal blinking.
by tanker177 January 28, 2011
I was in a senile sandwich on the plane ride home, seated between two old ladies who couldn't hear each other's conversation.
by dream luvva April 07, 2015
" my dad's a senile delinquent "
by paul April 14, 2005