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schlompoofa 

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.
I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

Shlonpoofa 

A shlonpoofa is the code name for a penis.
Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie saw many shlonpoofas today.
Shlonpoofa by Fatoosie May 8, 2023

shlondpoofa 

The bink bonk that goes on the back of the trink tronk and when you pressed the pazoom petal it makes trumpet noises as if you’ve eaten beans. Mostly known from Barbie. Thank Barbie for adding the one and only limited addition golden shlandpoofa to kens car.
Ken: Barbieee you forgot your shlondpoofa!!!!!
shlondpoofa by Davi chi July 14, 2021

schlondpoofa 

me.
I am a schlondpoofa
Hi schlondpoofa, I'm dad
schlondpoofa by luna💜 June 18, 2021

Schlonpoofa 

A derogatory term used against women. In modern day, it is as if they were a slave to all others who are whipped daily.
You’re such a schlonpoofa.”
Schlonpoofa by Plowersjcu January 26, 2025