Samus
1)n. a popular video game character, starring in all "metroid" games, including "prime, echoes, and echoes 2". Earlier games left players wondering what this warriors gender was, but it is now apparent that samus is a female.
2)n. (slang), a term coinned by a few guys, that after playing the first Smash Brother's video game for N64, realized that once shot by a "ray gun" appeared naked on the screen. The name "samus" has since been used to describe several sexual implements used for gratification, including a pickle covered in foil, a big fluffy stuffed bunny w/ pleasure hole, a clown doll, and also used as a joke in referance to hot video game characters.
2)n. (slang), a term coinned by a few guys, that after playing the first Smash Brother's video game for N64, realized that once shot by a "ray gun" appeared naked on the screen. The name "samus" has since been used to describe several sexual implements used for gratification, including a pickle covered in foil, a big fluffy stuffed bunny w/ pleasure hole, a clown doll, and also used as a joke in referance to hot video game characters.
Guy 1:Rytas!!!! You queer, you banged Samus HOW many times?!?!?
Guy 2:Ummmm..... I couldn't resist, she's so much fun!
Guy 1:Dude, its a stuffed animal, go get a real chick!
Guy 2:Ummmm..... I couldn't resist, she's so much fun!
Guy 1:Dude, its a stuffed animal, go get a real chick!
Samus by Fire Arr0w22 June 1, 2007
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