S.M.P

S.M.P, the act or thought to smoke more pot

Shawn what are you doin after school?

S.M.P what else bitch?

by Sloan Ketterman November 13, 2011

S.M.P.

Abbreviation for "shit my pants" or "shat my pants." Can be used in a variety of situations, most notably whenever something's funny, shocking or horrifying. Also appropriate when referring to an attractive member of the opposite sex. Whenever it's unclear whether a situation is, in fact, funny, shocking or horrifying, it's best to use a qualifier, e.g. "that was S.M.P. hilarious," or, "that was S.M.P. tasteless."

"The lunch lady at the cafeteria is S.M.P. hot!"

girl#1: "What's that smell?"
girl#2: "I S.M.P.'d"

"When Malcolm busted ass on his skateboard, it was so funny I just about S.M.P.'d"

"My mom just about made me S.M.P. when she found me alone with the pet goat."

by midgetgoggles March 2, 2008

S.M.P.C

A abbreviated term in which a individual uses to express dominance or hate with. The abbreviation stands for Suck My Presidential Cock.

Dude PSN is down.-Kid #1
Man PS3 can S.M.P.C-Kid #2
*kneels down*-Kid #1

by Kubafiso Italiano May 17, 2011

C M S M P M H

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.

I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"

by fiftypour August 20, 2010

I.S.M.P.F.L.

I Shit My Pants From Laughing

dude, ashley queefed in the middle of class! I.S.M.P.F.L.

by schlipdopp yummm February 22, 2010

E.M.P.A.S.M.T.

Eat My Pussy And Slap My Titties

Sort of like the saying well that chaps my ass just in a different manor like a joyful on example why "E.M.P.A.S.M.T.the motion of dismissal has gone through to have my case dismissed it's gonna be a good day today"

by BigRob89 November 26, 2021

I.H.I.W.Y.D.T.T.M.P.R.I.L.Y.S.M

I hate it when you don't talk to me please respond I love you so much

I.H.I.W.Y.D.T.T.M.P.R.I.L.Y.S.M

by I.H.I.W.Y.D.T.T.M.P.R.I.L.Y.S. March 3, 2024