S & S

Shit and Shower
Often used when coming home from a campout or similar activity where one would feel quite dirty and exhausted.

Guy 1:
Hey you're back from that wilderness retreat! How was it?

Guy 2:
Ugh. It sucked. Rained the whole weekend.

Guy 1: That sucks. How bout I make it up to you and take you out? There's a new bar in town.

Guy 2: Sounds good but I need to S & S first.

by Allanerer June 11, 2008

(s/s)

Abbreviation for "said sarcastically"

She was right on time (s/s).

Re: Above

That's a great example. (s/s)

by Blessaholic April 12, 2011

S&S

S&S is short for suck and swallow. Goldshlauggers usually enjoy it a lot.

"Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
"Well, i have to run an errand for my parents, meet up with some friends, see a movie, then meet this girl for some suck and swallow"

by Manyak November 16, 2003

S. Y. S.

Stop your shit.

Parker: Heard you walking down the hall way... Big Foot.

Meghan: You need to S. Y. S. 😂

by ScorpionWorm December 9, 2018

S&S

Abbreviation for Shit and Shower. This is a hygienic technique that saves time, improves personal hygiene, and causes bowel movements to be more regular. By following a shit with a shower, one can reduce the need for wiping, as well as eliminating any risk of dingleberries. This technique is also commonly used by the extraordinarily lazy.

Dude, I had the most relaxing S&S last night.

Wife 1: My husband really needs to wipe his ass better, he leaves crusty shit in his boxers.
Wife 2: Sounds like all he needs is to adopt the S&S technique.

by Soolazy August 7, 2010

S&S

S&S, Signed & Shared. Petitions that are on Facebook ask you to sign and share, so if you signed and shared the petition on the post, you can type S&S for Signed & Shared in the comments section. Comments: S&S, S&S, Signed & Shared, signed and shared

Comments: S&S, S&S, Signed & Shared, signed and shared

by Larsness July 20, 2016

S & S

Any combination of two of these:
A shit
A shave
or a shower

A shit usually being one of them.

So you wanna go out to the club tonight?
Sure, but I've got to go home and take an S & S

by g333 August 28, 2006