Rusty Gear

The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.

I sharted in my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear.

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.

I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Rusty Gearstick

This is where someone wanks off a man with a handful of shit.

'Xavier went to the D'parys on Friday night and gave his friend Edward a Rusty Gearstick behind the bar during his shift!'

by Dogsnansdog October 19, 2016