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Rusty dildo 

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.
"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."
Rusty dildo by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020
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Rusty Dildo 

A great underground rock band with 17 listeners per month
Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: rusty dildos! Wanna hear the song?
Song: *GRUNTS*
Rusty Dildo by I’m a human May 24, 2022

rusty dildo 

A weathered dildo that has been worn out with multiple nasty pussies but still useful for taunting your adversaries. No classy woman would use a rusty dildo as it has been overused.
Go suck a rusty dildo.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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