Named after a sex maneuver in the TV show The Venture Bros., a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so many times in a day that your penis becomes all red and sore.
by NovaReason November 24, 2010
Where you take the girl out to a huge dinner and you don't let her go to the can. While having anal sex with her, she takes a dump on your dick, and right before you are about to get off you shoot it on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part comes in when you eat that junk off her back without your hands.
by Atticus620 November 22, 2010
An alcoholic mixed drink created by wayward comic creator Chandra Free. The ingredients of which have not been specified.
The drink is a reference to a "Rusty Venture", which is a supposed specific, vulgar sex act whose definition is constantly in question, and which provides a running joke in the "Operation P.R.O.M." episode of "The Venture Bros.". A television program on Adult Swim, a late night, grown up block of shows on the Cartoon Network.
The hypothetical drink's creation derives from a conversation on the social networking site Twitter that Chandra had with a deranged, yet tragically visionary fan.
This creation mythos is widely accepted among Venture scholars, since during her free time Chandra became heavily involved in the VB community, and captured its hearts when her fan art was featured during infamous Adult Swim bumps. Furthermore, her subsequent graphic novel "The God Machine" features a foreword by Doc Hammer, co-creator of the Venture Bros.
The drink is a reference to a "Rusty Venture", which is a supposed specific, vulgar sex act whose definition is constantly in question, and which provides a running joke in the "Operation P.R.O.M." episode of "The Venture Bros.". A television program on Adult Swim, a late night, grown up block of shows on the Cartoon Network.
The hypothetical drink's creation derives from a conversation on the social networking site Twitter that Chandra had with a deranged, yet tragically visionary fan.
This creation mythos is widely accepted among Venture scholars, since during her free time Chandra became heavily involved in the VB community, and captured its hearts when her fan art was featured during infamous Adult Swim bumps. Furthermore, her subsequent graphic novel "The God Machine" features a foreword by Doc Hammer, co-creator of the Venture Bros.
My friends are coming over to watch season 4. I ordered a pizza, I'm practicing my SGT. Hatred voice, and Spookychan is making Rusty Ventures in the kitchen.
by Hibulp April 27, 2011
by somethingawful dot com November 22, 2010
Differs, depending on who you ask, but what is known about 'a rusty venture' is that it is a sex act, usually graphic, & by most peoples' definitions, disgusting. Although, according to one of the foremost experts in sexual conquests,(B. Samson) A Rusty Venture is not by any means an activity to be desired; "A Rusty Venture is just when you jack off enough that the skin on your dick gets raw..." An Action Johnny on the other hand....
Rusty, after being shut down at his boys' prom & washing mutant/fly/hooker/maybe assassins' blood off of his clothes, resigned himself to a night of giving himself a rusty venture in front of his computer...
by Motz55 November 22, 2010
In the episode of The Venture Bros. when Dr. Venture throws a prom party for Hank and Dean, it was said that the rusty venture was a sex move. The actual action has not been determined yet.
by Mastah Tea November 22, 2010
As per Brock Samson of The Venture Bros. in the episode Operation P.R.O.M., when a guy masturbates so much that his penis becomes red, raw and sore.
by Meatbaal November 24, 2010