Russian Muffin

Getting double fisted by an Englishman.

I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.

by Concord Academy January 22, 2009

russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

by max May 17, 2005