Russian Muffin 

Getting double fisted by an Englishman.

I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.

Russian Muffin by Concord Academy January 22, 2009

russian muffin from hell 

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

russian muffin from hell by max May 17, 2005