russian tea 

Vodka, originated from the public drinking of vodka through a coffee mug of travel cup. generally used to redirect authority figures, cops.

"Its russian tea, shut up, do you have a warrant?"
or
"Russian tea, because in Russia tea drinks you!"

russian tea by Krishna on acid October 9, 2005

Russian tea 

Amazing tea that make u feel high. Nice intellectual and body stimulation with light euphoria. Effect have somethink similar to redbull and other energetic drinks, but much softer and natural. U need to understand it.
I like drink it in morning instead of coffee.

To make it u need 2-3 tablespoon of cheap black small leaf tea(some used more u need to check how u will feel individually)
also u can use other sort of tea (if u have green tea put about 5-6 tablespoon)
Dats how I usually do it.
I take big 0.5l cup pour 300ml boil water(about half of cup) then add 3 tablespoon black tea and close cup with dish.
Wait 15-20 min (almoust tea leaves dropped to bottom)
Sip it with somethink sweet (cake, pie...)
Effect comes after 15-30 min.
First times maybee u will feel sick after drink dat, but after some time u will like it taste.

I drink one dose of russian tea and 100ml of cognac. Feel so fuckin good

Russian tea by Big dirty fag January 2, 2012

Russian Tea Party

when you pee in the back tank of a toilet, so when the next person to use it flushes, pee drains into the bowl instead of water

i gave my roommate got a Russian Tea Party, you should have seen the look on his face

Russian Tea Party by captain E July 7, 2010

Russian Tea Bag 

When one dips one's balls into vodka and has his partner lap up the precious liquor from his scrotum. Can also be performed with caviar or creamed haring. In Russia, it is traditional to take a shot of vodka after performing the Russian Tea Bag.

Al walked in on his mom giving his dad a Russian Tea Bag last night. He said that he can't get the picture of his mom licking his dad's caviar covered balls out of his head.

Russian Tea Bag by papafatsax April 30, 2007

russian teabag 

To drop your testicles in ones mouth, and have them hummed or sang on. Teabag, Motorbloat, Head, Oral sex, Brains

Suzy gave John a nice Russian Teabag. She hummed amazing grace on his balls!

russian teabag by Kozbot October 26, 2006

Russian teargas grenade 

A device used by the russian special forces in hostages situations which ends up killing 90 % of the hostages along with every terrorists. This teargas causes also the hostages's families to cry for many days.

Moscow theater hostage crisis

Good exemple of a badly done Russian Teargas Grenade (only 1/5 of the hostages died)

All of the 33 terrorists were killed, along with at least 130 (out of 850) of the hostages, with no official OSNAZ (Russian special force) casualties.

Russian teargas grenade by Bobby bobber February 10, 2007

Russian Teabag 

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.

Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.

Russian Teabag by dingleningle October 27, 2012