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Drunk as a Russian 

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears
Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

Russian Sports Drink 

Noun. A heady mix of vodka and Gatorade.
Kaalen: Yo, I bought the vodka, did you bring the Gatorade?
Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!

The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master 

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.
"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.

The drunken russian 

When you realise that the anus you are licking is not as well-washed as expected, you pretend to kiss the respective person and finally vomit straight into his/her mouth.
As Peter tasted some sort of salty sunflower seed on his toungue, which he had undoubtedly licked out of Ivana's anus, he did the drunken russian pressing his lips on hers and emptying his stomach into her mouth.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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