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Basically if anything exists someone would have a fetish for it. For example i have a fetish for bees.
Me: I would fuck a bee.
Person:What the fuck?
Me:You know rule 36 right?
Person: No.
Me:Then look it up.
Person: K.
Me: K.
the end
Person: K.
Rule 36 by Bee fucker March 11, 2020
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If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.
Guy 1: "Porn of bread? You've gotta be kidding! Who would fap to that?"
Guy 2: "Rule 36."
Rule 36 by Yams June 24, 2007
There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
derp1: no way rule 36 applies to 2 girls 1 cup...
derp2:Did you know 2girls1cup was just a trailer?
Rule 36 by tarmaccc August 14, 2011
If it exists, it can run DOOM.
A: Is this laptop good?
B: Remember Rule 36.
Rule 36 by Preinstallable April 13, 2021
If you are under the age of 16, never search up Rule 34 or Rule 35
12yearold1: bro im gonna search up some rule 34, bet your to chicken to watch
12yearold2: rule 36 bro, rule 36, that shit will scar you
Rule 36 by Hazelparki January 27, 2022

Rule of 36 

The rule of 36 add the exception to the rule of 34.
To example it, Harvey sucks dick and is a slacker in the RUle of 36
Rule of 36 by tvec May 13, 2011

36 Hour Rule

If a houseguest, squatter or friend has left any take-away within your fridge for 36 hours or longer then the food is fair game and is fully within the public domain.
Bob: Dude! Where the fuck is my kung pau?
Alice: Dunno. Where'd you leave it?
Bob: In the fridge
Alice: And it's not there anymore?!
Bob. Umm... No
Alice: Well, how long ago did you leave it there?
Bob: Last tuesday, I think
Alice: Dude; That was like 3-times-the-36-Hour-Rule ago
Bob: WTF is the "36 Hour Rule"?!!!
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