Rueben

A man who probably hasn’t had intercourse yet, opens fifa packs 1000 times a day on his mums credit card and has a strange obsession with Sergio Aguero

Person A “I’m still a virgin and I’m just sat here opening packs”

Person B “you’re definitely a Rueben”

Person A “I hate Sergio Aguero”

Person B “hi Rueben

by ooga booga 629 May 27, 2020

Rueben

My babyyy
Rueben is my one and only and is mine forever xx

Rueben <3

by Dxdger November 22, 2021

Rueben

Don’t mess with Rueben they’re deadly

Rueben is someone who you do not want to mess with

by ArtisticCat October 19, 2022

ruebenitis

Falling over out of your chair randomly in school.

You have got ruebenitis!

by Dankmemer89 November 20, 2017