A man who can only perform sexually with a
tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his
cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a
smurf shagging smurfette.
Rubberband man theme tune:
Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue
cock tonight!
Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue
cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my
cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?