Rosenberg Syndrome

When with a woman, or about to be with a woman, your penis shrinks so as to prevent performance

or

blowing way too early so that your girlfriend leaves you as soon as she sees it, also called Pulling a Rosenberg

Isaac: Dude I heard that guy couldn't get hard for his smoking hot girlfriend.

Shay-Shay: Ya man he's got the Rosenberg Syndrome so bad!

Rosenberg Syndrome by Messy A May 5, 2011

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Saul Rosenberg

1. A character on the Jerky Boys series of prank phone calls who needs laser treatment and new glasses.

2. A black bearded king who tried to pin the red bearded King David to the wall in Biblical Times. Didn't manage to kill 10,000 or more people in his lifetime. Killed himself by propping his sword up and falling on it.

1. My name is Saul, Saul Rosenberg...I need laser treatment! My ass is killin' me!

2. And the women answered one another as they played, and said, "Saul Rosenberg hath slain his thousands, and David his ten thousands".

Saul Rosenberg by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 3, 2007