Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there; he's so cute!"
Girl 2: "He's too short for me. You have to be over 6 feet for this ride."
Girl 1: "Ah, you're a roller coaster. I guess your carny greased you up for nothing tonight. He's all mine!"
Girl 2: "He's too short for me. You have to be over 6 feet for this ride."
Girl 1: "Ah, you're a roller coaster. I guess your carny greased you up for nothing tonight. He's all mine!"
by JL Patrick January 25, 2014
The funnest things since sex. Roller coasters are located at theme parks, and come in many forms. They all kick ass.
by adonkeyisaass September 15, 2003
A Roller Coaster is a thrill ride that a train with an average of 6 carts move along smooth rails at a high speed useing wheels on top of the rails, under the rails and at the side of the rails conected to the train. you are held in on the train by eather shoulder restraints, lap bar restraints or both and some roller coasters have other type of restraints. types of roller coasters you can get are:
wooden roller coaster
steel roller coaster
floorless roller coaster
stand-up roller coaster
inverted roller coatser
flying roller coaster
4th dimension roller coaster
launch roller coaster
and many more
roller coasters are said to be one of the best things ever in the world, even better than sex. "air time" is the real name of "that feeling yo get in your stomach", you get it when the roller coaster your on reaches a high speed in a short amount of time for example going down the first drop and a launching on a launching roller coaster. on a roller coaster you get elements like a loop, here are some examples:
loop
barrol roll
heartline roll
corkscrew
barwing
and MUCH more
by the time you have finished reading this at least 5 new roller coaster designs would have been made.
wooden roller coaster
steel roller coaster
floorless roller coaster
stand-up roller coaster
inverted roller coatser
flying roller coaster
4th dimension roller coaster
launch roller coaster
and many more
roller coasters are said to be one of the best things ever in the world, even better than sex. "air time" is the real name of "that feeling yo get in your stomach", you get it when the roller coaster your on reaches a high speed in a short amount of time for example going down the first drop and a launching on a launching roller coaster. on a roller coaster you get elements like a loop, here are some examples:
loop
barrol roll
heartline roll
corkscrew
barwing
and MUCH more
by the time you have finished reading this at least 5 new roller coaster designs would have been made.
by theNG May 08, 2010
What I live for. Make sure to visit Cedar Point on Ohio and Six Flags Great America in Illinois PEACE.
by CoasterMan August 01, 2005
1)The only thing that makes you crap and piss your pants besides meeting your in-laws.
2) One of the greatest things known to man-kind.
3) A part of what makes a teenager.
2) One of the greatest things known to man-kind.
3) A part of what makes a teenager.
1. When I got of the Superman I frickin crapped the hell outta my pants, kinda reminds me of Jessica's dad.
2. "The best Roller coaster I rode was Kingda Ka!"
3. Teen girl: " Hey! lets like totally go on the Batman!"
Teen boy: " a yo check this tattoo of nitro on my back!!"
Teens: "awsome dude!"
2. "The best Roller coaster I rode was Kingda Ka!"
3. Teen girl: " Hey! lets like totally go on the Batman!"
Teen boy: " a yo check this tattoo of nitro on my back!!"
Teens: "awsome dude!"
by ILUVBUTTS March 26, 2011
Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.
Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.
by GregNelson29 March 23, 2023
by patricia morarez October 14, 2020