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Roggles, otherwise known as Rochester Goggles, are invisible goggles worn my men at the University of Rochester to make the girls instantly become better looking.

The visual effects of Roggles are roughly equivalent to 5 shots of Everclear, and a 4 Loko.

Roggles are a necessity for a male at the University of Rochester if he wants to even consider getting with a semi-attractive girl.
Jered: "Damn dude! That girl is hotttttt!"

Elijah: "Holy shit that girl is smokin'"

Stephon: "Are you guys serious? Take off your Roggles!"
Roggles by URnotgoodlooking October 21, 2010
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Roggle is a universal word which can be used in almost any setting and situation. The origin of roggle is shrouded in mystery, though scholars believed it came in to existence because of a definite lack of roggle in the world. When all else fails, roggle.
"Wow, you really got roggled."

"Stop roggling me."

"Roggle Roggle."

"This roggle is just ridiculous"

"If you don't understand roggle, it isn't for you."
Roggle by symfox June 11, 2008
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1. Typically used to describe the enunciation, or lack there of, from a person talking while in an extremely inebriated state.
2. An indistinct pronunciation or sound.
3. Used to describe a person's inhebriated state. -e, -ed
1. Frankie was really F'd up; I couldn't understand what he was saying and it all sounded like roggle-roggle to me.
2. Mike was so roggled out at the bar last night, we had to carry him home.

also; The mumbled sound made by the Hamburgler "roggle-roggle"
Roggle by KASH22 April 27, 2009
Why you got them ol raggley shoes on?
Raggley by Country_tyme June 20, 2018

Roggle Mist 

'Roggle Mist' is a term to define someone who has many annoying attributes, a person who fits in to a certain stereotype (one of particular annoyance to others) There is usually a 'Roggle Mist' and every place of work, college etc. If a person has 3 or more of the following attributes then they must be 'Roggle Mist'

- Extreme Banter, Often At Inapproapriate Times.
- A Sense Of Grandeur, often incorrectly. Particularly about their own personal strength and fighting abilities.
- Lightweight ability towards the consumption of alcoholic beverages.
- Instead of wanting to participate in various weekend activities with friends, deciding to become involved with a terrible sport (usually Golf)
- The Inability to place a winning bet.
- To always include themselves in the conversation, and then proceed to butt in with their own personal views, many of which are completely incorrect or stupid (this attribute often contributes to the 'inability to place a winning bet' attribute)
- Even though they are very sure of their physical capabilities (however inaccurate) never actually managing to 'nut up' and see out the fight.
- Will never admit to having a worse phone than you, even though his phone is extremely standard.
Dude, look at that total Roggle Mist over there wearing his lo-top grey and yellow converse. I bet he likes to Rusty Spaceman
The act of performing fellatio on a Scandinavian hermaephrodite hooker.
VeryProudofYa roggles whilst in the IRC channels,which is a talent to be sure.
roggle by Teq April 26, 2005
A hideous noise. Like a garggle. Sounds better when drunk.
Hey do you wanna Roggle tonight?
ROGGLE by angelswithdirtyfaces April 18, 2007