by Goldenboy69mr September 19, 2017
1-Dude, I just took a rocket shit. It came out so fast, my ass stil hurts!
2-What fell off the discovery?
I dunno, rocket shit.
2-What fell off the discovery?
I dunno, rocket shit.
by Incredible edible medicals September 07, 2005
A "Rocket Shit" is the type of shit you take when you're in a hurry. These shits are typically expelled from the anus in a fast and sometimes loud manner, hence the name: "Rocket Shit"
by JoexVirus November 14, 2007
Rocket shit is When you have to take A really fast shit When you are going somewhere!
Or It's just A term that u shit fast
Or It's just A term that u shit fast
by Slowshitter September 15, 2017
a cheap car thats fast, and easy to obtain.
Mainly used to pick up people, and take them to parties (mostly girls)
Mainly used to pick up people, and take them to parties (mostly girls)
"Oh shit did you see Brad in that rocket shit with like 5 chicks on the way to that sick party?"
"I'm getting a rocket shit for this weekend to drive the ladies."
"I'm getting a rocket shit for this weekend to drive the ladies."
by theemaann November 17, 2009
A shit that has a fart stuck in behind it.
When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.
When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.
Bob: dude I need to go take a shit
John: cool man tell me how it goes
(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.
John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.
John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT
John: cool man tell me how it goes
(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.
John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.
John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT
by citropussy August 07, 2013
by atreyudanger July 27, 2008