Rock and Roll

Gods gift to man on the 8th day. rarely spoken as such.
Rock and Roll:
Rocker- "And on the 8th day, God gave us the miracle of Rock."

Dumbass-"Dude, thats so not true. Rock sucks."

Rocker- "Oh shut the hell up, go back to your K$sha you douchbag."
by PaladinofDarkness August 01, 2011
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One of the greatest Led Zeppelin songs out there, from their Fourth Album, aka "Led Zeppelin IV" that came out in 1971.
"This song kicks ass!"
"Is it Rock and Roll?"
"No."
"Then it fucking sucks."
by RibbonGrey May 23, 2008
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A slang word that Somebody who is on jobseekers allowance (the dole) would say to encourage a smile and not the effect of shame given when telling someone their on the dole.
Daniel: still can't find a job anywhere its solid.
Michael: what are you doing for money then?
Daniel: smashin the rock and roll lad.
Michael: (faint smile)
by Mr Anderson11 March 26, 2011
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The government can always blame domestic problems on Rock and Roll! It's the HOTTEST new scapegoat!

Before Rock and Roll, the government used to blame domestic problems on the Jews, but now they blame Rock and Roll! :D
Mom 1: Someone got shot? Oh that cursed Rock and Roll!!!

Mom 2: TURN DOWN THAT ROCK AND ROLL RACKET!!!

Mom 3: No, sweetie. Mommy needs to save her throat. She's working tonight.
by Vitamins & STDs December 05, 2009
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When you climb to the top of a very high cliff and you start rocking that giant boulder back and forth till eventually it begins to roll down the hill gaining momentum and crushing everything in its path until it gets all the way down to the bottom and crashes through the back wall of the local disco, wiping out most of the dance floor and taking out the DJ who was spinning, ‘I’m Your Boogie Man’ by KC and the Sunshine Band.
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by The Rolling Rock July 22, 2013
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The sexual act of dashing a rock ( or other hard, blunt instrument) on a person's head in order to induce a seizure, or any other type of fit, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with the individual, with them providing pleasure through their erratic movement on top of your lightning rod.
"Suzy and I danced to the tune of some Rock and Roll yesterday," Mark said, "She still hasn't quite recovered."
by Fetusio February 20, 2018
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Something you say when you catch a fish. Coined by Storfiskarn Adam
"Rock and Roll"
by Thedaymancometh January 22, 2023
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