Robbie

More commonly known as the "two-inch punisher." Can please any woman with just his feet, and has a method of making girls finish that 60 percent of the time, works every time. Known as the "sex panther" in asia, and has pleased Michelle Obama on numerous occasions. He is a master in the art of slaying poon, and can seduce any woman in the world.

Me: Hey did you get it on with Robbie last night?
Friend: Yes, I can't feel my poon right now.

by bretthasasmallpp May 1, 2014

Robbie

A cool, extremely smart stoner boy who always skips school, and is high 24/7. If he actually is in school, the only thing he will ever do if tests and quizes. He doesn't take notes, and he can get 80% and higher. Don't you wish you were him??
Dont bug robbie, or bother doing it, he will respond negatively to you.
Hes the kid who will start to smoke it up in the shop room anc blow it through the vent. Now thats smart!!
Robbie is an awesome kid. He works hard for his money, but spends his money on weed and alcohol. Robbie has siblings who either join his act of crime, or go against him and rattle tattle on him.
Robbie is the kind of guy who everyone knows he's a lil druggie, but everyone L-O-V-E-S him! Go robbie!

Teacher: Wheres robbie
kids: hes.. uhh at the dentist!
Teacher: oh.. K..

*light light light inhale, blowww*
hippie teacher: robbie what are you doing?!
Robbie: what the hell do you think?
Hippie teacher: robbie hit me man!
Both: fuck ya ahh this is the life

Hannah: eh boy, you baked?
Robbie: fuck off

by AlkoholycAnonymous April 7, 2009

robbie

robbie is actually amazing, he is a bit of a chav but cares so much about everyone and is always there for you if you need him even if its 2.00 in the morning.
he has amazing hair thats always been the same.
he does stupid things but that doesnt stop anyone from loving him.
he likes long hugs and lesbians and if you dont like him then theres something wrong with you.
he's loved by a girl called hannah the most
he never spells things right in texts.

hannah: "robbie i just need a hug i miss you"
robbie: "aw bub ring me if you wanna talk"

by pottercoollike June 27, 2010

Robbie

A very very hot guy who plays football and basket ball and is just so freakin smexy

person 1 did you see Robbie today

person 2 how could i not he is so freakin hot

by lexy lou 101 November 5, 2010

robbie

when somthing good happens somthing bad has to happen...

'i got laid last night but then the condom split'
'that is such a robbie'

by edgar hamps March 29, 2008

robbie

A girl with a golden heart and a platinum ass. Smile is known to cause short-circuiting in the weak-willed, eyes glitter like the stars. A tear from Chuck Norris's eye and a spark from Ashes pikachu were said to make contact with her during infancy, leading to her overpowered stats and everyone's willing acceptance of her understated but unmistakable magnificence.

"You see that girl? She's a straight Robbie."
"Damn straight, she's precious bud."

by Miscellaneous Pseudonym December 22, 2016

Robbie

Robbie is a big dicked guy, often playing video games with his friends.
Robbie’s always act tough but they’re soft and kind inside with a wonderful sense for good friends. Robbie’s often seem gay, but in reality they’re just trying to make their gay friend feel good.
If you’ve got a Robbie in your life, don’t let him go. He’ll be a good friend for a long time :)

Damn, that’s a real Robbie over there. Look at all the gay friends he has while playing Call of Duty!

by Mr.Willer February 4, 2023