Road Skills

The term ‘road skills’ is the ye olde designation for the formidable faculty of wit, commonly known in modern parlance as ‘street smarts.’ Pray, confuse it not with the vulgar competencies of a common roadman. Its etiology, as scholars jest, may be traced back to the bewildering era of ‘Bumfuck B.C.,’ when alliteration was most grievously outlawed—owing, it is said, to men’s scandalous proclivity for maidens bearing excessively alliterative names”.

1. How Mr. Dickens managed to avoid the plague is a mystery, one can only imagine he possessed impeccable road skills.

2. “Verily, when Sir Reginald was beset by a band of dubious pickle merchants in a shadow’d alley, he did not draw sword nor summon steed—but instead relied upon his most noble road skills, bartering three compliments and a half-eaten turnip to escape unscathed. A true master of the cobbled arts, by my troth.”

Road Skills by Aetiology 4 Dummies March 29, 2026

roadskill 

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

roadskill by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

roadskill 

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

roadskill by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

roadkillslut 

a highly offensive term for a woman who loves orgy and have been in the orgy game for a long time that they equal to nothing just a roadkill.

that roadkillslut just have sex with the whole football team! or that roadkillslut's vaginas soo stretched that bats live in it

roadkillslut by BASKETCASE July 5, 2006