Rings of Saturn

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The craziest, most insane band alive. The genre is known as "aliencore".. The best sweeps i have ever heard. Very orgasmic.. and they have the greatest memes on their facebook page!!!

*Bieber fan enters a music store*
"Hey, I think i'll buy this album 'Embryonic Anomaly' by Rings of Saturn"
*Plays 'Seized and Devoured'* ...
"..wha"
*Brain Melts*

Rings of Saturn by JimyBaQwids216 December 10, 2012

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Rings of Saturn

An intense, melodic death metal band from California. Sick vocals and extreme instrumentals, Rings of Saturn is one of the most extreme bands I've heard.

Friend 1: "Dude, check out this band I found called 'Rings of Saturn.'"
*Plays Inadequate from the album Ultu Ulla.
Friend 2: "Bro, this band is extreme!"
*Both friends proceed to headbang.*

Rings of Saturn by K. Williams December 6, 2018

Rings of Saturn

When two guys are rubbing their buttholes together, they create a vapor lock. Such a powerful suction between anuses, that they only be pried apart after one guy orgasms and the sphincter contracts.

Hey Shorty wanna go to the Rings of Saturn? Fuck yeah Fam, thought you’d never ask! That night we closed the space between us, and experienced a suction only compared to that of a black hole sucking in a galaxy.

Rings of Saturn by C. Diesel balls December 20, 2021

Great rings of Saturn

When someone has an unusually large or gaping anus.

Friend: hey mate did you eat out sally late night?
Friend 2: nah man her Great rings of Saturn was huge.

Great rings of Saturn by Bootyhunter 69 December 25, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026