Ri-Tard

A water creature that has one horn, a low shield weakness in the back, and comes out of a red pokeball before evolving into its adult form. The color of the Ri-Tard is ever changing, similar to that of a chameleon, blending in with the colors of its surroundings. They are typically peaceful creatures unless provoked. The Ri-Tards greatest defense mechanism is the Ri-Tard call, REEEEEEE CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK, which is a call to arms to all other Ri-Tards to come to the one in need. The Ri-Tard's motto is "We are one" since together they create a whole which is greater than the sum of their parts. Another useful defense mechanism is the ability to intentionally pass out when in danger. These defense mechanisms are critical since the species is endangered- only 11 Ri-tards exist in the known universe.

Shhhh! You don't want to awaken the Ri-Tard.

by goats1967 August 3, 2010

Johnston RI

The most boring and useless town in all of America where there are more bomb threats than snow days and more jersey shore wannabes than honor students. The only thing to keep people here entertained is the drugs theyre on and the fights in school. If you dont do either youre an outcast and if you do nobody likes you. Every other word that comes out of a persons mouth is "legit" or "oh em gee". A "thats what she said joke" is also very common. There are only 3 different styles of the way people dress here: Scene, Skater, and Preppy. If you've never been spotted bowling, chilling at brewed, or wandering around aimlessly at the park with people, you dont exist. There really is no point in being here.

"Why are they getting rid of the carnival spot and building a hotel in Johnston RI?"

by apersonnnnnn February 14, 2010

Fri ri

Asian slang for fried rice (a common Asian dish).

U li fri rie? (u like fried rice?)

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Ris Low

An airheaded person who makes a constant effort to mispronounce and coin nonsensical words, like boomz and shingz.

Example 1:

Hi I'm Ris Low...currently i majoring in my... diploma in health size, And, hospitaterility and travetourism. Right now I'm studying steel.

Well, I define my style as my own persnenelety. I go by my moot. If I filling naughty diao wear someting RAT.and-LAO. something...you know???

*BOOMZ*
something and shouts ME! the very thing that i worn... is a piss of bigini and just gins and strut down orched rod.
I rrrr know because I don't really care. It's about ME. So...the fashion is...the fashion sense about me, so...Yarr everthing about... how i si ma sell.
I guess that's my strategger... becuz. Everybodies unique. Everybodies... YAH.

Yes...I'm a HUGE fan of south africa!
I Love Safari.
I Love Leopard Preens.
You know? zipbra
Yeow, sort of thing?

Not...not. You can wear leopard preens with dark gins. Is alright. You know? Neutral colours and...umm...Car key? car key green...you can pull it off with leopard preens and zipbra preens, Ya!

Thats how i liked them...

Example 2:
Hey, can you please upgrade your English standard? Don't be a Ris Low!

Example 3:
I saw Ris Low trying to sell her new ris-tionary.
It's no wonder, she's so Ris.

by Gurizin January 17, 2010

Westerly, RI

The mythological town allegedly bordering Connecticut in Rhode Island

Person 1: “I met this girl online who said she’s from westerly, RI”
Person 2: “she’s leading you on dude, westerly isn’t real

by NotSoSlimPickens June 7, 2018

Johnston RI

Johnston is a place that Italians live.. mainly because they dont like to be mixed in with a bunch of white people. The people here do GTL(gym, tan, laundry) everyday. Most girls find "Guidos" hot so If you want one go to Johnston RI.

Yeah girl you want a guido? go to johnston RI

by Moe133 February 4, 2011

ris-kay

Can be used instead of risky. You usually say it while joking around, imitating someone, or complimenting someone.

"Man, she's so ris-kay!"

by Cass H January 9, 2006