Rhymero
the Happy smiling boy, who can't stay still, he arches his back and stares with his
eyes wide open, always has to
move around
Rhymero boy please stay still. No
I can't cause my eyes are
wide awake and
I'm not tired
A mythical cross between a rapper and rhino. Contrary to popular opinion, he is
domesticated and even trained, he has fly beats and often carries birds on his back. He both has a horn and is constantly
sexually aroused. He is not successful in rap, not making records or rhymes or getting paid for them, which means they don't get played. He is also not
sexually active. He enjoys going to his grandmother's tea parties. Contrast with the somewhat more successful Hiphopopotamus.
'I'm the motherflippin' Rhymenoceros!'