A mythical cross between a rapper and rhino. Contrary to popular opinion, he is domesticated and even trained, he has fly beats and often carries birds on his back. He both has a horn and is constantly sexually aroused. He is not successful in rap, not making records or rhymes or getting paid for them, which means they don't get played. He is also not sexually active. He enjoys going to his grandmother's tea parties. Contrast with the somewhat more successful Hiphopopotamus.
'I'm the motherflippin' Rhymenoceros!'
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Some other people on Urban Dictionary think the Rhymenocerous is or should be specified as not a large, water-dwelling mammal, but this is absurd, because it is well-known that the Hiphopapotamus is the one who finds it necessary to cite the fact that he is not a large, water-dwelling mammal.
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not because i'm fat not cuz i got birds on my back.
My rhymes are so potent that when i end this segment
i'll have made all of the ladies in the first two rows pregnant
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not because i'm fat not cuz i got birds on my back.
My rhymes are so potent that when i end this segment
i'll have made all of the ladies in the first two rows pregnant
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by hip-hopapotamous September 23, 2007
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