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Road Roaches 

Motorcycle riders, more specifically the crotch rocket category. They are a rare breed of insufferable mirror smashing animalistic heathens who all seem to have their own "moto vlog" YouTube channel. While watching said vlogs and hearing their tourette like outbursts of an attempt to be quirky and funny you come to the realization that they deserve every hatred and loathing that comes their way.
Earlier today I was at the red light and a biker looked at me, smashed my mirror and called me "A fucking Cager" and sped off. God I hate Road Roaches.
Road Roaches by Intricate Observer November 8, 2020

Al Qaeda Roaches 

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.
Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry

Ratchet Roaches 

The best trio in the world with 3 girls in Ireland . One of the best ppl to b friends with and very harsh and heartful🤭☁️✨
I want to meet the ratchet Roaches me day
Ratchet Roaches by Baddie1010 December 12, 2020

Roaches were renting rooms! 

There were so many roaches in Mrs. Millie's house that a sign on her lawn said: "Rooms to Let". Roaches were renting rooms!

ponca city roaches 

marijuana cigarette that has been put out, at or before the half-way point.
chris: "man i'm too broke to buy any marijuana"
John: "i got a stash of ponca city roaches?"
chris; "oh, you mean joints?"
John: " No, but enough to roll up a bleezy"
ponca city roaches by johnblazen October 5, 2009

seeing roaches 

When you see or hear something that isn’t really there
“I swear to god there was someone outside
“Girl you’re seeing roaches…”