The devastating mental deterioration of Internet users. The process typically begins when visiting 4chan, Twitter, Reddit, or Discord. Users who frequent these sites often despise each other, and are all unable to function in real life. Symptoms of Internet retardation are also present in the younger generation, such as gachatards and Roblox users. Older generations who use Facebook will also suffer from Internet Retardation. Internet retardation is a global phenomena that can be prevented. Methods such as touching grass and talking to people in real life can help.
4chan btard : n*gger n*gger guys look at me I said the n word!!!!!! I hate tranny sped kids!!!!!! I'm so edgy guys!!
Twitter stan: sllaayyyyyy 💅 #cancelwhitepeople #menareevil #dreamfootfetishacceptance #whydidmydadleaveme
Redditard: Keanu big chungus 42069 lmao! I wonder why nobody laughs when I blast the Soviet national anthem!
Discord mod: I will ban you if you talk to my kitten like that. Follow #rules bud. Nobody gets in the way of me and my 9yr old anime pfp girlfriend.
Normie: I have a normal life and don't spend 25 hours a day online. How's your day? By the way, have you heard of incels? Must be tough having internet retardation.
Renardo is a man who is all about his family and all ways makes it happen no Matter what. Renardo mostly with have all girls and mostly no boys. A Renardo is hilarious and is always ready for what life gives him.
Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.
You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.
A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.
*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."