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Red Velvet Cake

The act of spanking your partner until both cheeks are a dark red and proceeding to finish, thus covering the "Cake" in "frosting"
Alex: Why has Jennifer been standing by the trash during lunch lately?

Brian: oh she let Kyle do a "red velvet cake" last Friday and she's still a little soar
by ThePervWhisperer May 11, 2018
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1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.
Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.

Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?

Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...

Jane: Oooh I can't wait!
by stlmk998 April 16, 2014
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A Red velvet cake is a cake with a dark red, bright red or red-brown color. It is usually prepared as a layer cake somewhere between chocolate and vanilla in flavor, topped with a creamy white icing. Common ingredients are buttermilk, butter, flour, cocoa, and red food coloring.
by Mc Ham April 28, 2010
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The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.
John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."
by grimpsgramps July 30, 2017
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When a girl is on her period and she poops in her pants, so it mixes with her blood.
I pulled off brittany’s panties last night and he had a red velvet cake going on in there
by Finger fuckin Vernie August 1, 2021
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When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.
Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.
by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022
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The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.
A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.
by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025
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