The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.
This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).
by Malgren von Chesterburg October 22, 2010
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fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.
I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.
by Santabanta ka dost April 30, 2008
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Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.
- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.
by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009
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All fair is love and war CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

Another way to say UP YOURS in a WISE ASSERY WAY.

It can be that HEAVENLY MOVE we all wait for.
Do the CYBER MATH and enjoy yourself and PRIVY people AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION IS AN @ for your BABY.

Look your ASSH0LE is a little dirty as let me seeyourassh0le and do an AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION as that built in QUALUTY SMELLY if you are a special homosexual and STINKY if you have interests in eating TOSS SALAD for lunch that is STINKY.

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by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL January 13, 2022
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Furry Recognition Day happens annually. It is a day where if you are a furry, you draw a paw on the back of your dominant hand and you see if anyone else is doing the same thing to know if anyone around you is a furry. This can help make some friends. This day is completely optional, yet recommended for all furries out there.
James: Hey! Its Furry Recognition Day!
Brandon: I know.
James: I see you drew a paw on the back of your hand. You’re a furry?
Brandon: Yeah. You too?
James: Yeah!
by Qurtyz May 27, 2022
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A drug recognition expert is basically a big name for a cop, narc, nosey parent, narcotics dog
Here comes the police; they're total drug recognition experts.
by DMack2018 April 28, 2018
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Wearable articles of clothing, insignia, trinkets or other indicia meant to signify membership in a particular subgroup or subculture.
"On the subway I exchanged a knowing glance with a fellow NRA member. We both wore a lapel pin bearing the classic eagle clutching a rifle. A subtle recognition totem that otherwise doesn't attract much attention."
by DessertEagle June 8, 2015
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