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if you read this you are dumb

haha your are now dumb
man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb
by Mattias the real one October 7, 2021
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Haha u are gay
“If you are reading this you are gay
“Darn I’m gay now”
by Niggagaming123 September 18, 2020
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Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses
Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*
by Clara Winters July 17, 2022
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Read it to you

When somebody shows you up.....humiliates you.......makes you look dumb
That lawyer really read it to you, too bad you lost the case!
by THE GOOD WORD January 7, 2017
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