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Raymond's Taint 

On March 20th 2009, John Mayer came up with the phrase Raymond's Taint. Mayer's definition of the word is to give your opinion. Your 2 cents.

Prior to Mayer mentioning it on his Twitter, the phrase did not bring up any results when searched on Yahoo & Google. Thus leading people to believe that it did not exist despite Mayer's claim that it was a popular phrase back in the 20's before it was later changed to "2 cents."

Because Mayer challenged his Twitter followers to use the phrase "on a mainstream news media comment page," with the prize being a Twitter background, expect to be hearing the phrase pretty damn soon from gullible idiots.
Guy 1: He throws awesome parties, but Peter's a total douche. But hey, that's just my Raymond's Taint.

Guy 2: What?
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Raymond's big Canadian cock 

Man I love Raymond's big Canadian cock
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Raymond S 

some gay kid
Raymond S by gavin_edf February 10, 2019

Raymond's Boner

When someone has a penis that is shaped like the "S" on Supermans cape
Man your penis looks like a Raymond's Boner
Raymond's Boner by Buzzzzzzzzz December 20, 2007

Raymond's Taint 

Made popular in the 20's, meaning sharing ones opinion. Later changed to "my two cents".
Evidently TDK is the best movie ever. Just my Raymond's Taint.
Raymond's Taint by ifidel March 21, 2009

Raymon Sond 

The most luscious man known to earth with his two beautiful moons in the back and a cute hairy face in the front.
Raymon Sond by d.brar September 27, 2023

Raymond's Law 

The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.
Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.
Raymond's Law by BollysPhysicsFun December 7, 2020