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rattler guard 

the worst people you will ever meet. dont touch their hats.
girl one: dude that girl put on a rattler guard hat.
rattler guard guy: yeah you know what she owes now!!! lets go party!!!! yeahhhh!!!!!

corn-backed-rattler 

It is a fierce creature that can be found in what most would believe to be a place of safety. It can be found lurking in you toilet bowl. Yes it is a TURD!
Who didn't flush the Corn-Backed-Rattler?
corn-backed-rattler by The Shocker November 28, 2002

Pipe Rattler 

When you go to take a dump and all that comes out are MASSIVE farts.

Farts that you're too scared to let out anywhere but on the toilet.
I thought I had to take a huge shit, but all that came out were pipe rattlers.
Pipe Rattler by Schroedster April 14, 2014

corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.
After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.
corn back rattler by camel toe February 21, 2003

Cube Rattler 

What the guy near you in a modular office environment should be called when he flatuates so rumbly loud that the cube walls actually rattle.
Yep, that stank was bad and loud. Ole (so-and-so) is a Cube Rattler thats for sure.
Cube Rattler by Victor Vector September 25, 2006

Timber Rattler 

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.
"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"