egyptian actor who played freddie mercury in bohemian rhapsody amongst other things. a real softie who only updates instagram once a year and calls a groupchat a ’textchain’. dating lucy boynton (aka the most gorgeous woman youll ever see). is also very passionate about the fact that they shot live aid on, and i cant stress this enough, the first day of shooting borhap. has a group of male friends
i want rami malek to hold my hand. that man exudes big uwu energy
The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST DELICIOUS man to ever play a dead king in ANY movie. And the HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST DELICIOUS man to every play a gay teen on a TV show.
Woah... Have you seen Night At The Museum with Ben Stiller?
Yeah! And that hottie Rami Malek played King Ahkmenrah, the egyptian king!
He also played Kenny on the war at home!
Man, that guy is sex on a stick!
A smol bean God who likes to hang out with his three friends and send messages in their textchain. Also OSCAR winning actor who plays FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY in bohemian rhapsody. Boyfriend of the prettiest girl in the world, Lucy Boynton.
It lingers when we're done, you'll believe God is Rami Malek
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).