The best girl you could ever meet and truly cares about you, she usually falls for short boys. Rachael is truly the most kind person in the room. So care for her and don't you go and break her heart! If you ever meet a Rachael be friends with her even if she is slightly cracked and confusing one day you will get to be best friends.
Rachael is the best! I want to be just like her one day, slightly cracked
by The Best sunflower March 5, 2020
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Rude. Ignorant. Greasy. Greedy. Loud. Obnoxious. A Rachael thinks she knows everything. You can hear a Rachael coming from three miles away, because she’s always yelling. Steer clear of a Rachael because she will throw you under the buss t save herself.
Did you hear something?

Of course, we all did, it’s Rachael!
by Jahasenergy August 1, 2019
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A girl who usually stays in during the weekends playing farmville and reading MLIA.
PHONE CONVERSATION:
friend: Hey rachael do you want to go out and watch a movie tonight
rachael: no i have the rest of my weekend planned out already
friend: what are you doing?
rachael: im playing farmville and reading MLIA's
by Daniel1989 December 27, 2010
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A stupid skank who upon reaching the age of 16, runs away with a 28 year old because her mums a psychopath.
OMG, life's hard, gotta do a Rachael
by kaleidoscope420 November 28, 2016
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Rachael is the type of person who thinks Europe is a country. She thinks 2 plus 2 is 22. She puts the milk then the cereal then the bowl. She seems like she has sort of a bad attitude when you first get to know her but then she turns out worse. She is the annoying coworker type. She sucks.
Wow, Rachael just sneezed in my coffee!
by bobvalk22 December 11, 2018
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if you're a Rachael, you probably have a slightly humongous obsession with twenty one pilots, harry potter, and the hunger games. you very much care when someone else has the same name as you. you try to avoid drama as much as possible. you're extremely awkward in every situation, especially when someone's asking for help. you read 24/7, but whenever you aren't reading, you're on your phone. you think you're the ugliest piece of trash alive, but you really are truly beautiful. you show way too much affection to book/movie characters than to real people. you are way different on the internet than you are in real life. grammar who? you probably can't tell the different between you're and your. if you're a Rachael, you more than likely suck at math. you want life advice? don't ask a Rachael.
"hey, i need help with my math homework, have any suggestions for who can help me?"
"well, anyone but Rachael, she got a 28 on her math final."
by addictwithabook August 30, 2017
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