rubber goose

When a male has a condom on and his dick is soft.

Girl: "Are you ready babe?"
Boy: "Hold on, I have a rubber goose..again"

by xfg/dugas98 July 15, 2014

rubber goose

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

by peaceandloveabby May 29, 2018

Think Limber, Think Loose, Think Rubber Goose!

A phrase coined by Jacksepticeye which roughly means "To attempt to maneuver your way through something extremely dangerous."

"AAAAND...DISMOUNT! GO JACK! THINK LIMBER, THINK LOOSE, THINK RUBBER GOOSE!" *Dies* "OH, FUCK IT!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2022

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021