raging boner

An erection that is way out of fucking control.

Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?

by Mark O. S. September 28, 2005

Raging Boner

A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!

I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!

by Operator October 6, 2004

Raging Boner

The biggest boner of all time

Mann Last Night I got a Raging boner from looking at that girl

by HGDQNQDWGQLW,L June 7, 2016

raging boner

when a man gets a boner and runs around his house breaking items with it, such as windows, lamps, and otherwise glass objects.

Guy 1: “yo what happened to your window bro?”
Guy 2: “man I got a raging boner the other night”

by your mother June 3, 2018

Raging Boner

When your pickle is harder than is comfortable, possibly causing you to want to go out and fuck a random hooker.

Dude 1 : OMFG I HAVE A RAGING BONER RIGHT NOW

Dude 2 : yeah, good morning to you too.

by mynodouesP February 12, 2012

Raging boner

A giant ass dick that is hard as a rock and hard to control

Dude I had this raging boner last night and I have jerked of 20 times and it’s still there

by Pepepeeepeepepepepepepepe May 23, 2019

raging boner

A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.

I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020