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I'm qwuan Shawn and my little dick stayin poppin! I'm from China but y'all think I'm American. I'm like the Asian version of rapey Dave tehehehehe! Jay jay always comes back to me even though I have like 20 kids! Someone deport me already!
Girl: hey qwaun cum inside me

Qwaun: yummmmmm
NEXT WEEK
Girl: qwaun I'm pregnant
Qwaun: I DONT CARE HAHAHAHHAA
qwaun by I like Landon September 27, 2017
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Qwaun the man that will make America great again
Qwaun by Hahayougayqwaun September 5, 2019
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qwaun qwaune Qwaunk qwauntez qwank qwan qwantz qwanoes qaun Qaundale Dingle
An optimistic man when it comes to his microscopic minitor.
Example 1:
Girl: Damn Qwaun is that it?
Example 2:
Girl: Please Qwaun tell me you a grower
Example 3
Girl: Is it in yet Qwaun?
Example 4
Dad: Don't worry Qwaun big things come from small packages
Qwaun by Hahayougayqwaun September 10, 2019
n. 1: intellectually stimulating material found on the Internet. 2: having or displaying a qwantz nature. 3: large green tyrannosaurus rex who often gets himself into trouble due to his childlike innocence of the nature of our harsh world.
"The qwantz in qwantz is qwantz."
qwantz by VileTerror February 4, 2004
sexy and exciting!
Guy #1: This place is qwantz!
Guy #2: Of course it is, you're in a strip club!
qwantz by NESMonster February 3, 2004
(1)Knickname
The name given to the most perverse and warped member of each generation of Cutters.

(2)Noun
An ethno-lithgraphic term for a rare and unusual breed of Irish vagrant, renouned for their sexual deviance and devout worship of all things carnal.

Although a the first qwansy was a native of of the southern coast of Ireland sightings have been recorded as far apart as Vancouver, Morocco and Bosnia i Hercegovina.

In most cases, a qwansy (or qwansies in the plural) or sighted at tumultous, world shaking events. It is often cited in academic works that a qwansy was responsible for tearing down the first blocks of the Berlin wall with nothing but the flexing of his left, and weaker, bicep.

Qwansies are often seen riding in the back of 1994 Jeep Cherokee pick-ups.
(1) Here bey, I heard Qwansy was suppin offa some gooch down the mini park last night...

(2) You're some qwansy you bey...
qwansy by Mollusk-man November 3, 2008
The sound produced by a mechanical duck.
Once activated, Doctor Farnwarth's mechanical duck sprang to life and declared, "QWANK!"
Qwank by TheBigDavester January 17, 2012
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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