Queef taco

A queef taco is when you queef after you shove a spicy chipotle taco up your ho ha/pic donkey donkey/ mystic cave and a piece of lettuce gets stuck and the air gods try to save you and push the wind of posiden out your vagina

Oh man my vagina hurted after I queef tacoed

by Queef God January 13, 2017

Queef taco

when one decides to queef into a taco, grill it, top it with cheese, and eat it!

dude: my mom cooked my brother a queef taco, now hes in a coma

by BASEDGOD:D March 21, 2011

California Queef Taco

A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.

Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.

Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.

Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!

by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021

taco queen

A homosexual white (caucasian) man who is mostly attracted to mexican men.

Gertrude is such a taco queen, he travels to Mexico just to hang out in gay bars there.

by ricequeenphil August 3, 2007

Taco Queen

An extravagant queen of the Tacos. She has many. Too many. Often seen in public heading to Taco Bell.

Hey isn't that Lily heading to Taco Bell?" "Wait it is?!? Yo she's a Taco Queen, we need to stop her, she has too many tacos." "It's too late. Taco Queens will stop at nothing to get their Tacos. She's already inside.

by zGear April 24, 2020

taco queen

when a bitch makes the best fuckin tacos in the world

Whoa bitch, your tacos are better than an alabama hot pocket! You're the taco queen!

by Siggity Sam February 21, 2007

queefy douche taco

A annoying bitch that queffes on a taco then forces a male to eat it well slaping him with a dirty douche

Lori had a mad case of the queffes so she got a taco shell and did a Super Quffie on it and made Jordan eat well slapin him in the face with her dirty douch making a Queefy Douche Taco

by likalotofpus May 7, 2011