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God's Quarterback 

A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.

The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)
Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.
God's Quarterback by pokepotty August 22, 2011

High School Quarterback Syndrome 

Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.
#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense

quarterback sneak 

when you're hittin it from the rear and pull out and spit on her back, then tell her your done....when she turns around pop a fat one in her eye.
i was in a sticky situation, so i decided it would fit my gameplan best to go with a quarterback sneak. catch the defense of guard.
quarterback sneak by mondingo December 25, 2005

quarterback sneak 

when you're tossing a girls salad and in a sudden movement jump up and put it in her ass
i was hooking up with this girl and she called for the quarterback sneak
quarterback sneak by jason evans August 20, 2003

quarterback sneak 

when someone sneaks tobacco into a bowl piece and convinces a third party to snap it without their knowledge of tobacco being present.
I passed out on the kitchen floor after Joseph packed me a quarterback sneak last night.

the quarterback sneek 

The quaterback sneak is when you into your girls room and shes dead asleep with her ass up and no panties on and you proceed to stick your penis in her vagina .
Alex entered Melissas room last night saw her asleep ass up & pulled the quarterback sneek.

the quarterback sack 

when you take your balls and try to throw them in your partners mouth. if you make you will get them rubbed. if you miss then you have to get them slapped
the quarterback sack is called what it is beacuse a quarterback is supposed to throw and in this case he is throwing a "sack"
the quarterback sack by dumbcrap52 October 4, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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