by firecrotch December 18, 2002
The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.
"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"
"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"
"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"
"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"
"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"
by kskeezy May 4, 2009
A vacuum of the future that is able to level mountains and hills. It is the size of a normal sized vacuum and runs on solar energy.
I leveled a mountain on Mars using my Quim Quam yesterday. Now we have a nice flat and open area to colonize on.
by SpanisFark March 3, 2019
An obfuscated manner in which your phone company calls you a fucktard. QAM stands for Quadrature Amplitude Modulation which is nonsensical in this context since fiber optic cables are completely digital. Thus, one may only conclude they think of you as childlike and will be mystified by their impenetrable jargon. Perhaps only being able to reply "Nice truck."
Consumer: "Tell me about FIOS."
Phone Carrier: "Sure, True quam."
Consumer: "Oh... I see... Nice truck."
Phone Carrier: "Sure, True quam."
Consumer: "Oh... I see... Nice truck."
by nuttzy June 22, 2007
when the first two letters of a persons name are qu and they are hanging out with a person whose first name ends in am they are having quam time.
by Laxer18 June 29, 2010
when you take a girl home in your car after a night out and take her down a secluded back street and scuttle her no relising that the bitch is on her period and left a horrible messy mixture of period blood and quam on your seat.
Steven took a girl home after a heavy night out and shagged her on his car seat which left a davastating mess and left him with the worry of his girlfriend seeing the quam jam
by ste felch July 24, 2008
Videri quam esse is a Latin phrase meaning 'to seem, rather than to be'.
It is the signature of a Flamer/CCer and member of the Veritas and Project Lucere on fanfiction.net who frequents the fandoms of Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Artemis Fowl.
She explained to one fanfiction author curious about the phrase: "It's sort of like a disclaimer for my reviews. Just like when you write a story, you put a disclaimer up to say that you came up with the story (along with a million other brain-dead fangirls), but the characters belong to so-and-so, I put that up to say: 'See, up there, where I told you that your story was shitty? That's my opinion, and may or may not be shared by other members of this site. But where I pointed out the grammatical and spelling errors? I didn't come up with those. The English language did."
It is the signature of a Flamer/CCer and member of the Veritas and Project Lucere on fanfiction.net who frequents the fandoms of Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Artemis Fowl.
She explained to one fanfiction author curious about the phrase: "It's sort of like a disclaimer for my reviews. Just like when you write a story, you put a disclaimer up to say that you came up with the story (along with a million other brain-dead fangirls), but the characters belong to so-and-so, I put that up to say: 'See, up there, where I told you that your story was shitty? That's my opinion, and may or may not be shared by other members of this site. But where I pointed out the grammatical and spelling errors? I didn't come up with those. The English language did."
One of her reviews:
dgfuy,ybg tdfubyt6fdv umytfd guftyd guyyyydt vuyyyyyyyfg ddmuutyv
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That was me headdesking.
'Tis canon rape, young padawan.
And it's spelt 'poisoned', not 'poisened'.
Delete this. Now. You're killing brain cells with this abomination.
Videri quam esse.
dgfuy,ybg tdfubyt6fdv umytfd guftyd guyyyydt vuyyyyyyyfg ddmuutyv
...
...
That was me headdesking.
'Tis canon rape, young padawan.
And it's spelt 'poisoned', not 'poisened'.
Delete this. Now. You're killing brain cells with this abomination.
Videri quam esse.
by Theia 47 November 27, 2010