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v. to fill in missing data with a wild-ass guess; to reconcile a deficiency in data by making shit up that gives you the result you desire.

Named after celebrity economist Thomas Piketty, who filled in the gaps in his argument by making up numbers and passing them off as historical data.
I forgot to save my receipts for that meal, so I'll just piketty the expense report, claim it was $1000, and take a vacation with the difference.

I guess I should've studied for that test more. I pikettied half the answers.
piketty by wealthinequality November 1, 2014
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Jeana: Hey saaan what are you ordering for dinner tonight?

Jesse: MEATBALLS AND PAKETTI! SAAAN!
Paketti by chalk1 January 23, 2013
A cool girl version of a pirate. Hence the "ette" at the end. The "py" at the beginning because it looks better.
The best pirates always look for hot pyrettes as their first mates.
pyrette by Pyrette September 16, 2006

Pokettaja 

Samir Saegh AKA: Pokettaja. Pokettaja is very good at football. He tackles every single person that goes in his way. Pokettaja is very famous player. Pokettaja goes home only when pockets are full.
Pokettaja is very good at football tackles
Pokettaja by Pokettaja December 12, 2022

Yeti pokett 

A derogatory term for a sexual act between a hispanic man and white female in which the hispanic man cums in her vagina, urinates in her afterwards, closes her vagina lips together, and slurps her out.
Hey homes, I gave Becky a massive yeti pokett yesterday!
Yeti pokett by GregBaxter May 28, 2016
what a parkeet eats.
parkeet wanna paketti!!!
paketti by headless hotdog December 31, 2019