pussel

The coolest dude you’ve ever met. Chicks wanna be with him, guy wanna be him. The rarest form of man known to exist.

That dude Carl is a Mack daddy Pussel.

pussel by King Pussel February 21, 2018

Pussel Sprout 

When a guy shoves a girl's pussy full of brussel sprouts and she squats over his chest and queefs them out onto him.

"My girl gave me a pussel sprout last night".

Pussel Sprout by JessicaHachetGirl November 26, 2009

pussel-gutted 

Having a very large abdomen (stomach). Beer-belly
The bloated feeling you get after having eaten and or drank too much.

After that meal I am pussel-gutted.

Not been to the gym lately? You are looking pussle-gutted.
Look how pussle-gutted she is. Is she pregnant?

pussel-gutted by WFFan July 14, 2010

Pussel Head 

One who has an abnormaly large head that is filled with puss.

Also used to describe a lame or goofy person!

"Man that guy working the window at Mcdonalds was a real pussel head."

Pussel Head by Freddy Jackson June 11, 2006

Pusser

An individual with a hand infection with a minimum of three substances positive on his tox screen and requiring surgical intervention presenting to the emergency room no earlier than two am, quite possibly in handcuffs.

What time can I add on this pusser to the surgical schedule?

Pusser by Handdoc March 21, 2019

pusserrific 

Something as wonderful and terrific as a warm, wet pussy. Can be used to describe a person, a place, or a time.

"Listen, he's not worth your time. He can't handle you. You're too pusserrific for him."

"That concert was awesome" "Yeah, totally pusserrific!"

"When I grow up, I want to be as pusserrific as Hillary Clinton."

feminist empowerment strong pussy awesome powerful

pusserrific by baileybird September 15, 2014

elvis pussly

An attempt at an insult when you are defeated and don’t know what else to say.

*Eminem throws a few diss lines at Nick Cannon*

Nick Cannon: Shut up Elvis Pussly!

elvis pussly by TheDictionary69 December 13, 2019