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varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.
by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006
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Nick-name for a penis.
She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!
by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020
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A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.
Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.
by Hex June 11, 2004
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A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.
by Biscuits July 3, 2006
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When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple
This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.
by 24/48 uncensored July 5, 2018
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He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.
by Krackershaft November 28, 2002
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