Purple Santorum

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.

My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!

by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012

Crimson Purple

A very vibrant purple color

Kelly insists on wearing that disgusting "Crimson Purple" nail gloss.

by inside of an electric socket January 25, 2011

Purple Tinted Window Licker

Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes

Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker

by Purple dood April 14, 2021

purple suburban

A sex act involving a goblin, typically involving lots of teasing. Must be inside a car for it to be accurate.

Wow that is one hot goblin. I hope she gives me a purple suburban later.

by CKing89 July 8, 2020

Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.

Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.

by Ressel August 6, 2016

purple dog

Someone who often acts as an idiot.

Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi April 10, 2018

Dirty Purple

The act of sucking another man's dick so hard hard it turns purple

Tristan had to go to the Doctor because his dick was purple looks like he got a Dirty Purple

by BigCock Doc. August 26, 2022