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purell sure

When you're 99.99% sure of something
I'm purell sure that she's taken, dude
purell sure by caterpillarcock March 31, 2011

Purell Hand Sanitizer 

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.
"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"