pump a dump

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to jack off and take a shit at the same time. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

I was feeling very horny but had to take a shit so why not kill 2 birds with one stone and pump a dump?

pump a dump by ohnobo August 10, 2009

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Pump a dump

Man- "Aww that chicks hot!"

Me- "Yeah I'd like to pump that dump...all day pump a dump."

Pump a dump by Tha bratz October 12, 2010

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”

“Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Word of the Day on October 11, 2026

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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