When your a dick to your girlfriend by talking about yourself when she pours her heart to you
this is called pulling a michael because a dbag named michael did it to his girlfriend a LOT
this is called pulling a michael because a dbag named michael did it to his girlfriend a LOT
by Pulling a Michael January 8, 2017
When you're standing alone in a crowd, looking somewhere else, and looking like a model while you're at it without intending to.
Girl 1: "Lookin like a model, Aliya!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you just pulled a Michael Yorsz right there! Don't move! *snaps picture* Hastagh Pulling A Michael Yorsz."
Girl 2: "Yeah, you just pulled a Michael Yorsz right there! Don't move! *snaps picture* Hastagh Pulling A Michael Yorsz."
by Jenny110 April 16, 2018
-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson
by ImmortalCorn March 23, 2016
The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
by Team_Michael-Phelps February 10, 2011
person 1: "wow that girl/guy got some serious work done"
person 2: "yeah she/he definitely pulled a michael jackson, they look so different"
or
person 1:" wow that car crash screwed them up bad"
person 2:" yeah they really pulled a michael jackson"
person 2: "yeah she/he definitely pulled a michael jackson, they look so different"
or
person 1:" wow that car crash screwed them up bad"
person 2:" yeah they really pulled a michael jackson"
by sweettea99 August 3, 2017
Bob - "Joe followed me into the bathroom yesterday"
Tom - "He totally was totally pulling a George Michael"
Tom - "He totally was totally pulling a George Michael"
by Jermaine McGrizzle August 30, 2010
by Treyski December 5, 2011