Processed meat

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".

Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.

by shaneo632 October 4, 2008

processed meat

Oral gratification of a man's genitalia. Getting Head. Receiving a blowjob.

I was in the back room gettin some processed meat by this one bitch.

She's hella good, she'll process yo meat my nigguh.

by stray bullitts January 16, 2009

pressed meat sandwich

That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed

That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.

by TheManagement October 10, 2019

meat processor

A whore’s vagina

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.

by P1624 April 28, 2023