A meal at a very upscale haute cuisine restaurant where the food portions are about the size of the fine print you normally see on contracts
I knew I was in for a fine print meal when the lowest priced entree on the menu was $40 and it was mac and cheese. Then I looked at the next table and saw something that looked like a pigeon rib that read rack of ribs on the menu. Looks like McD's is for dessert.
by yosoycubano June 7, 2009
Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.
by Tubzilla October 9, 2008
A hardcover print edition of the Urban Dictionary, with new editions published regularly, containing the latest in urban vernacular. Fabric cover with gold lettering to make it suitable for even the most distinguished of bookshelves. Paper and print reminiscent of some of the noteworthy lexicons of past.
I say 'ol chap, have you seen the latest Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary? A true stroke of brilliance and a joyous read if I do say!
by WhachuTalkinBoutWillis December 2, 2015
An unusual sex-act in the course of which a replacement titanium jawbone is created by scans of the original and a specialised 3D printer, presumably followed by orgasm at the sheer coolness and niceness of it all.
I want to ask her over to my place to see if I could get her to try printing the titanium jawbone with me.
by LIES January 12, 2013
When a man fingers their partners anus with his thumb while either self stimulating or having vaginal intercourse to the point of ejaculation, when the thumb is removed and the anus is covered in ejaculate. Named for the appearance and method of baking a thumb print cookie.
by Luck O’ the Irish August 26, 2019
theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D
by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 30, 2022