Colloquially referred to as Tower, it is one of Princeton University's ten eating clubs. It is a bicker club, which means it rejects, or hoses, many of its applicants to compensate for its members insecurities. Its members have a well-documented fetish for horse erotica and are tools. Many members are students in Woody Woo, which makes them powertools. The club, although selective, is seen as overwhelmingly less relevant than the other four bicker clubs and the inimitable sign-in club, Terrace F. Club.
Common Descriptions of Tower and its membership: Assholeville. Bitchtown. Crazyland. Douchebag central. Euphemism for shithole. Fuckface city. God-damned hellhole. Hypocrite island. Idiot capital. Jerk-off headquarters. KKK meeting hall. Loser county. Moldy cuntmuffin bakery. Nasty-ass domicile. Onanism station. Pathetic excuse for a club. Quintessential cockmunchers. Rabies infested hovel. Sorry-ass motherfuckers. Tool shed. Unsightly clusterfuck. Venereal disease ridden dump. Whorehouse. Xeric vagina. Yesterday's news. Zenith of dumbassery. Vastly inferior to TFC
Common Descriptions of Tower and its membership: Assholeville. Bitchtown. Crazyland. Douchebag central. Euphemism for shithole. Fuckface city. God-damned hellhole. Hypocrite island. Idiot capital. Jerk-off headquarters. KKK meeting hall. Loser county. Moldy cuntmuffin bakery. Nasty-ass domicile. Onanism station. Pathetic excuse for a club. Quintessential cockmunchers. Rabies infested hovel. Sorry-ass motherfuckers. Tool shed. Unsightly clusterfuck. Venereal disease ridden dump. Whorehouse. Xeric vagina. Yesterday's news. Zenith of dumbassery. Vastly inferior to TFC
Well, he may have raped and murdered your wife but at least he wasn't a member of the Princeton Tower Club.
I took a member of Tower back to my room last night but he couldn't get his 2 inch penis erect so I laughed at him and kicked him out of the room.
I walked in on some Tower members watching horse porn when I stopped by the club on a Monday night
I took a member of Tower back to my room last night but he couldn't get his 2 inch penis erect so I laughed at him and kicked him out of the room.
I walked in on some Tower members watching horse porn when I stopped by the club on a Monday night
by TFC is the Future '12 February 11, 2010
PCS. a school full of nerds and just full blown fags. the teacher's suck. i wont say cause i want to keep it anonymous.
the lunches come from cox's. school lunches suck, but this takes it to a whole new level. a regular lunch ncludes shit covered in cum served with a side of cut up alien penis and a milk. the most ridiculous part of it all is that the lunch is $5. do yourself a favor, bring your own lunch.
the sports teams suck too. they dont even bother holding tryouts. anyone can play.
oh, and dont even get me started on field day. you know how field day is supposed to be competitive? well at pcs, there is no competitive aspect to field day. it's all about faggy teamwork and helping out those bitchy ass little kids. fuck them. no tug of war, no relays, no individual events. instead, we do activities like sack racing, run-out-to-a-plunger-spin-till-u-get-dizzy-and-run-back, and roll-a-ball-down-a-tube. they need to bring back old field day. it's not teamwork, it's all about competition - winning.
also, i just think it's hilarious how they do all these anti-bully workshops. for the duration of the workshops, people stop bullying. the workshop will end, and everyone will go back to calling each other dickhole, fuckface, or whatever the case may be.
fuck charter. some of the worst years of my life.
the lunches come from cox's. school lunches suck, but this takes it to a whole new level. a regular lunch ncludes shit covered in cum served with a side of cut up alien penis and a milk. the most ridiculous part of it all is that the lunch is $5. do yourself a favor, bring your own lunch.
the sports teams suck too. they dont even bother holding tryouts. anyone can play.
oh, and dont even get me started on field day. you know how field day is supposed to be competitive? well at pcs, there is no competitive aspect to field day. it's all about faggy teamwork and helping out those bitchy ass little kids. fuck them. no tug of war, no relays, no individual events. instead, we do activities like sack racing, run-out-to-a-plunger-spin-till-u-get-dizzy-and-run-back, and roll-a-ball-down-a-tube. they need to bring back old field day. it's not teamwork, it's all about competition - winning.
also, i just think it's hilarious how they do all these anti-bully workshops. for the duration of the workshops, people stop bullying. the workshop will end, and everyone will go back to calling each other dickhole, fuckface, or whatever the case may be.
fuck charter. some of the worst years of my life.
by IHATECHARTERSCHOOL September 11, 2010
A pretentious school where white kids THRIVE.
The only way to thrive at this school is if you play :
(Boys) Fall: Soccer Winter: Ice Hockey Spring: Lacrosse
(Girls) Fall: Field Hockey Winter: support your boyfriend at the rink.... Spring: Lacrosse
The only way to thrive at this school is if you play :
(Boys) Fall: Soccer Winter: Ice Hockey Spring: Lacrosse
(Girls) Fall: Field Hockey Winter: support your boyfriend at the rink.... Spring: Lacrosse
That girl goes to Princeton Day School. I mean she's either there because she's a genius, or her family is rich.
by livelovelaughstarbucks March 12, 2019
Don't let the name fool you. not many people are friends there. This is a camp for kids who actually don't give a fuck about what people think about them bc once you sign up well you're labeled for life. Some people there are great and so are some councilors. Keep in mind I said some. There are some weird ass kids there.
Someone who goes to a normal camp- have u ever gone to friends camp?
Me(someone who has gone to that surprisingly fun hell hole we like to call Princeton Friends Camp )- NO WHY WOULD U ASSUME THAT ABOUT ME
Me(someone who has gone to that surprisingly fun hell hole we like to call Princeton Friends Camp )- NO WHY WOULD U ASSUME THAT ABOUT ME
by depressed as fuck January 5, 2018
A school where snobby rich white kids thrive. They lose a lot in school to school tournaments yet still keep a way too good self-esteem which is frankly impressive.
by UsernameCheatCode June 27, 2020
Refers to the attempt by a Very Conservative student to gather sympathy by coming to class looking and claiming he was beaten up by liberals. On top of that he tried frame left-wingers by sending hate/death threats to prominit conservative students on campus in hopes off giving the publisity.
The sutdent responsible for this hoax got national attention thanks to the Right-Wing Noise Machine who blew the insident out of porportian before the whole story unfolded. The Student later admitted to police that he had made it up.
The sutdent responsible for this hoax got national attention thanks to the Right-Wing Noise Machine who blew the insident out of porportian before the whole story unfolded. The Student later admitted to police that he had made it up.
Never forget The Great Princeton Hoax of 07.
by Bob_the_Patriot December 22, 2007
Give me a P
Give me an I
Give me an S
Give me an S
What does it spell?
Princeton Institute of Social Science!
PISS on you!
Give me an I
Give me an S
Give me an S
What does it spell?
Princeton Institute of Social Science!
PISS on you!
by Unlearned Hand January 26, 2010